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About Me Member New Artist Maleficent100014/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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At the Bar...

Fri Aug 25, 2006, 4:39 PM
Bambi,Thumper,and Flower were at a bar sipping beer while Flower was having wine. The bartender is busy looking at a magazine and two hot deer babes were chatting.

Bambi: Boy it sure is nice to have a beer! :D

Thumper: *looks at flower* Only sissys drink wine!

Flower: I'm not a sissy!

Thumper: Yes you are!

Flower: No I'm not!

Thumper: Is too!

Flower: Shut up Potty mouth!

Bambi: Cool it guys lets just drink. *hic*

Thumper: Are you drunk?

Bambi: Of course not! *hic*

Thumper: I think you are!

Bambi: Am not! *hic*

Thumper: Are too!

Bambi: Poop head!

Thumper: Flea butt!

Flower: QUIET! GEEZ YOU HAVE TO ARGUE?! :-X

Bambi and Thumper: SHUT UP!

Flower: *crys* Awww waaaaaaa!

Soon DR. Neo Tropy walks in and sits down. He orders some wine and sips it with pleasure. Flower farts.

Thumper: Fart head!

Flower: Shut up Potty Mouth! =(

DR.Neo Topy notices the three and then he sighs. He then walks over and bonks them on head three times. They still argued. So N.Tropy went away. The hott deer babes looked at Bambi.

Hott Deer Babe 1: Are you single?

Bambi: Yes.....*hic*

Flower: Dont cheat on Faline!

Bambi: I love you *kisses the deer*

Faline walks in.

Faline: OMG what the hell is going on here?!

Hott Deer Babe 2: You're one crazy little h*e

Faline: Bitch!

Hott Deer 2: You wanna piece of my fuzzy ass?

So Faline slaps Bambi for cheating on her and flower and thumper kill each other and Jen erases DR.Neo Tropy's armor off again and everyone else lived happy ever after.

The End.

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  • Current Residence: nottellingyoufreeko:D
  • Interests: Maleficent,her raven,and dragons
  • Favourite movie: uh......ask me later
  • Favourite band or musician: *hits person who asks*
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal
  • Favourite artist: *growls at the questioner*
  • Favourite poet or writer: *growls at the questioner*
  • Favourite photographer: *growls at the questioner*
  • Favourite style of art: *growls at the questioner*
  • Operating System: *growls at the questioner*
  • MP3 player of choice: *growls at the questioner*
  • Shell of choice: *growls at the questioner*
  • Wallpaper of choice: *growls at the questioner*
  • Skin of choice: *growls at the questioner*
  • Favourite game: *growls at the questioner*
  • Favourite gaming platform: *growls at the questioner*
  • Favourite cartoon character: Maleficent
  • Personal Quote: Get it? Got it? Good.
  • Tools of the Trade: *growls at the questioner*

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Comments


:iconsilhouette01:
Just had to say this, but: YOUR SIGNATURE IS ABOUT THE MOST AWESOME THING OUT. This should most definitely have been in the movie. :lmao:

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:iconoz-muerte:
Thanks for the :+fav: !!!

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Save the whales YA DUMB SON OF A BITCH! :angered:
:iconoz-muerte:
oh crap... you probably shouldn't have favorited my work. I had no idea how young you were. I apologize.

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Save the whales YA DUMB SON OF A BITCH! :angered:
:iconrikustwilight:
Maleficent-sama *o*
ah, you are sooo cool
*maleficent - fan*

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:iconpowerofthewol:
Thank you for the watch. ^^

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:iconsilversister:
Thanks for the comment! :) Maleficent rocks! xDDD

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:iconmaleficent1000:
Sorry for the Long Disapearance,I got grounded for bad grades,but I'm here now! ^.^

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Princess Auora: Why did you RUIN my life?!!! :angered:

Maleficent: Dunno I got bored,sue me.
:iconmaleficent1000:
Thats strange but cool :)

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Princess Auora: Why did you RUIN my life?!!! :angered:

Maleficent: Dunno I got bored,sue me.
:iconmaleficent1000:
Anytime :#1:

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Maleficent: Dunno I got bored,sue me.

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